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actegratuit:

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

dearsadie:

hollowplay:

#so um i may have a bit of a chris evans situation

I have a Chris Evans problem

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the-absolute-best-posts:

“Well, dreams, they feel real while we’re in them right? Its only when we wake up then we realize that something was actually strange. “ - Inception (2010)

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Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
<p> THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE LINE I'VE READ EVER.</p>

slinkywhippetslandoflols:

Samuel L Lols!

"But who can say what’s best? That’s why you need to grab whatever chance you have of happiness where you find it, and not worry about other people too much. My experience tells me that we get no more than two or three such chances in a life time, and if we let them go, we regret it for the rest of our lives."

-Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via thecarelesswhisper)

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“Be so good they can’t ignore you.” - Steve Martin

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